Don’t be a douche bag.
In case you need a few guidelines, here’s my list of the top 4 ways to guarantee your social media douche baggery:
- Use a service like customtwitter.biz to inflate your follower count. Douche bags need to buy friends.
- Promote, promote, promote. And only yourself. Douche bags don’t care what other people are doing, only that you pay attention to what they’re doing.
- Spread the love for douche baggery… like telling other people it’s actually a good idea to buy Twitter followers.
- Try to slip us a fast one. Like an affiliate link without disclosing the fact that it’ll make you money. It’s cool if it’s relevant and you’re providing value (hey, we all need to make a living). It’s douchey if you’re just here to make a fast buck.
Got more tips on how to be a social media douche bag? Write ’em below!